Movember Thought of the Month

Why Do I Keep Trying to Grow A Moustache?

Because other guys do it so easily, so why can't I?  Because, as an Asian man, it's easy for me to look 15 when I'm 33.  And because, sometimes when life hands you lemons, you make lemonade.  Sort of a scraggly, uneven lemonade that women aren't attracted to.